Trump To Act As His Own Attorney

Right now it's clear that Republicans won't convict Trump in his second impeachment trial.  Their cowardice is some rancid that you can smell it around the world.  So, why shouldn't Trump act as his own defense attorney?

Donald J. Trump will act as his own defense attorney at his impeachment trial after receiving a law degree from Trump University.

Trump bestowed the degree upon himself in his capacity as the dean of the Trump University School of Law, where he graduated first in his class.

Let's face it.  So many jurors are in on the crime, there is no way Trump gets convicted.  My dog could defend him successfully.