Trump's First Pitch

Since the Age of Trump began, The Onion hasn't been able to find its footing, but this is a good effort.  The beauty of this story is that we can all see it happening.

As the tear gas near the dugout dissipated, federal agents in full riot gear could be seen placing zip cuffs on the Yankees’ relievers and attempting to confiscate cameras from the TV crew filming the game. At press time, team sources had confirmed they had been unaware of the president’s planned attendance, while Trump posed for pictures holding a baseball before dropping it on the mound and walking away.